Rump Roasters looking for "Non Symmetrical" guys

01/20/03 Beef Press Release

As the Omaha Beef football team gets ready for its pre-season home opener Friday March 7th, it is scouting for the “most talented”, non-symmetrical guys it can find. There are three spots open for the all-male wacky squad that entertains the crowd every home game at the Civic Auditorium.

You don’t have to be fat to be a Rump Roaster, but you better not be shy. By day, Rump Roasters almost look normal and hold down respectable jobs. Last years’ squad included a computer technician, a plumber, a drywaller, and a
railroad foreman.

Rump Roasting can be serious business. These guys actually have a mission statement and it almost sounds believable. It pledges devotion to the Omaha Beef and promises that fans will never see them pull the same stunts twice.

Tryouts are open to the public and to every less than perfect guy in the metro. Bring your costumes and a one-minute stage routine. Meet the new Omaha Beef players, Prime Dancers, the Rump Roasters and would-be Rump Roasters Saturday Jan 25th from 5:30-7:00 at the Arena at 90th and Fort. Judges will be on hand with Rump Roaster rating cards and the audience gets to have a say too!

Rump Roaster Tryouts
The Arena, 90th and Fort
Registration: 5:00pm
Tryouts: 5:30-7:00pm